Office Jokes, Funny Office Clean Jokes And Office Humor

Workplace Jokes or amusing workplace jokes or Workplace Humor or Business Humor is a sort of joke which is concerned to workplace in a workplace or functioning area. Maybe a discuss collegue, manager or any nature of job. Workplace Jokes provides workplace setting in an amusing and humorous manner. Office humor could also be a remark to certain type of any type of career like Doctors, Designers, Legal representatives, Management, Clerical Team of even reduced personnel. We have an excellent compilation of humorous office jokes. So don't miss out on these jokes and also have fun. If you have some office jokes please send your joke to Bittusharma.com
Since you have actually reviewed our item on "How to be funny at the workplace without being a fool," it's time to place several of those lessons to great usage.If you take a second to think about it, very few jokes are really and truly appropriate for the workplace. A termite walked into a bar and said: “Where’s the bar tender?” Sure, these types of jokes are a bit corny, but good old fashioned puns are one of the few types of jokes you can tell in the office without having to worry too much about offending those around you. This list contains types of jokes you should stay away from in the office as a general rule.

Best Office Jokes

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to college.
Son: No Maa.. I don't want to go to college.
Mom: Give me 2 reasons why don't u want to go to college
Son: 1. All students hate me
2. All staff hates me..
Mom: Ooh! That's not a reason
C'mon, you must go to college
Son: Give me 2 reasons why I should go to college
Mom:" 1. U are not a kid, you are 47 years old
2. U are the Principal of the college
Moral: Sirf bachchon ka hi man nahin karta chhutti karne ka

The Most Powerful
Word Other
"I Love You"
Is
"Salary Is Credited"

Pahele Alibaba aur 40 chor tha
Ab
Alibaba aur 20 chor ban gaya
Batao Kyon ?
Recession Boss
20 choro ko nikal diya
Cost Cutting

Blackmailing in new style to the company boss....
Employee to boss: agar aap ne meri salary nahi badhai,
To sare office ko bata doon ga ki
"Aapne meri salary badha di haI"

Smallest resignation letter ever....
Dear sir,
aaakkkkk ThOooOoo
Thank you...

An employee is getting to know her new co-workers when the topic of her last job comes up.
“Why did you leave that job?” asked one co-worker. “It was something my boss said,” she replied.
“What did he say?” the co-worker quizzed.
“You’re fired.”

A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.
The boss asks him, "What do you think is your worst quality?"
The man says "I'm probably too honest."
The boss says, "That's not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality."
The man replies, "I don't give a sh*t what you think!"

Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”
Staff: “A little. What’s wrong sir?”
Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”
Staff: “How did you load the sheet?”
Manager: “I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”

A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new Schoolin Mumbai.
He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing…

A man went to face an interviewer. Board of Directors asked him, “Tell the difference between “COMPLETE” and “FINISH”.
The man replied, I am clarifying with the example, “When u marry a right person you are “Complete” and when you marry the wrong one you are “Finish”.

Interviwer : What is the reason to change the job?
Applicant : My previous company address was changed, and they forgot to give me the address.

Manager asked Santa at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa: POST BOX

Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called "SAINTS"
But now they are called....
....
"IT professionals/ Logistics Professionals"

A man went to face an interviewer. Board of Directors asked him, "Tell the difference between "COMPLETE" and "FINISH".
The man replied, I am clarifying with the example, "When u marry a right person you are "Complete" and when you marry the wrong one you are "Finish".

One employee told his boss, "Sir, Increase my salary, I got married recently."
The boss replied, "The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company."

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.

Once an electronics engineer wife was pregnant and delivered a baby, but due to work the husband was in a camp.
The doctors phoned him to give the news, when the doctor called the Engineer and said he had a baby, the engineer asked whether it was a transmitter or a receiver!

It's that time of year again and April Fools' Day is here. So, what pranks can you get away with at the office? What won't get you in trouble with the boss? Or, if it does get you in trouble at work, at least it will be worth it. Click through our gallery of the top 10 best pranks to play in the office, starting with the one above.
Office humor can help relieve stress at the workplace. Below is a plethora of stories and archives about the funnier side of working in an office. Why don't you take the time to enjoy a joke, or ten, and forget about the latest project report. And don't worry--the following material is definitely work-safe.

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

Two West Virginia lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, and really hot but it was obvious that she knew nothing about city life.
One attorney said to the other, "Mary is so young and pretty she might be taken advantage of by some of those fast-talking city guys. Why don't we teach her what's right and what's wrong?"
"Great idea," said the partner. You teach her what's right."

"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "There are three other companies after me."
"Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?"
"The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the employee replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."

The boss and an applicant are talking:
Boss:(asking the applicant) Why did you leave your last job?
Applicant: Illness
Boss: What was the trouble?
Applicant: My boss was sick of me.

The brain is an wonderfull organ, it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired assistant into his office. "Do you know what time we quit around here?" he asked.
"Sure !" the girl nervously giggled. "Whenever somebody knocks on the door."

As salesman was assigned to secure an important client but failed in his mission. He faxed his secretary and asked her to break the news indirectly to his boss. His note read, "Failed in securing client, prepare the boss."
He received the following fax from his secretary: "The boss is prepared... prepare yourself."

The workers talk about football in the afternoon,
The officers talk about cricket in the afternoon,
The managers talk about billiards in the afternoon,
and the directors talk about golf in the afternoon,
that means and proves that higher you go smaller your balls are!!

"Your salary is your personal business," a boss told his newest executive, " and it shouldn't be disclosed to anyone."
"I can't dream of telling anyone about it ." said the employee "I'm as ashamed of it as you are!"

The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing,
"All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign.'"

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

Employer to applicant: 'In this job, we need someone who is responsible.'
Applicant: 'I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.'

Just about everyone has seen a comedy show. Many stand-up comedians go to the extreme, saying things they could never say in another situation. Since the comedian is on a stage with a microphone, the audience enters the room with the understanding that the comedian’s statements are not necessarily his or her beliefs — it’s just a joke. But imagine if a person went around the office telling some of the same jokes from the Eddie Murphy Raw comedy special. People would wonder what the heck was wrong with that person. There’s a time and place for everything and, second to your kid’s school, your office is probably the worst place to tell such inappropriate jokes.